surrrprise...em bakk!!!. -3rd Aug 08-

hmm....

*pokes head above blog wall*
*moves sum cobwebs aside*
so.. gud news is,.. em bakk.. n da bad news is u're gonna hate me cox u'll be seein my stuff again.. newayx,.. hope my beloved readers r duin grt.. here's sumthn for u, hav a luk:

Recipe: A Girl

yield- 1 small, perfect girl (serves 2-3)

Ingredients:

1 unripe avocado

1 belly laugh

1 shiny red balloon, inflated by mouth and popped with a pin

2 legs

4 houses

6 muddy rivers

13 questions of modest size

56 old-fashioned razors, handles removed

a pinch of nutmeg

Place

all ingredients in an aluminum mixing bowl, except the nutmeg.

Stand

on the edge of a very high cliff overlooking a cold and angry sea.

Throw

the bowl into the water. You may begin to hum or sing at this time if it makes you feel better.

Wait

for something good to finally happen to you and not someone else.

Taste

the nutmeg. Notice how dry, how sharp it is.

Go home.