da secretary..

wel.. here's anothr intrstng story by my frnd.. which i'd like to share wit u.. he's full of stories.. keke.. read on

Last week was my b'day n i didn't fyl very wel wakin up dat mrnin.. i went downstairs for brkfast hopin my wife wud b pleasant n say, "Happy b'day!", n possibly hav a present for me..

As it turn'd out, she barely said gud mornin, let alone "happy b'day".. I tout.. wel, tht's marriage for u, but da kids wil remembr..

My kids ate brkfast n didn't say a word. So wen i left for da ofc, i was fylin pretty low n sumwat despondent..

As i walk'd into my ofc, my secretary, Trisha said, "Gud mornin boss, happy b'day!" It felt a lil' bettr dat at least sumone had rememberd..

I work'd until one o'clock n then Trisha knocked on my door n said, "U know, it's a beautiful day outside, n it's ur b'day, let's go out to lunch, just u n me"..

I said, "thanks Trisha, dat's da grtest thng i've heard al day. let's go!"

We went to lunch.. but didn't go whr we normally wud go.. We dined instead at a lil place wit a pvt table.. We had two martinis each n i enjoy'd da meal tremendously..

On da way bak to da ofc, Trisha said, "U know, it's such a beautiful day.. we dn't nyd to go bak to da ofc, do we?"

I responded, "i gss not.. wut do u hav in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment"..

Aftr arrivin at her apartment Trisha turn'd to me n said, "Boss, if u dn't mind, m goin to step into da bedroom for a moment.. i'll b ryt bak"..

"OK", i nervously replied.. She went into da bedroom n, aftr a couple of min's, she came out carryin a huge b'day cake.. followed by my wife, kids, n dozens of my frnds n co-workers, all singin "Happy b'day"..

And i just sat thr...

On da couch...

Naked...


now dats wut i call a surprise!! lolx.. wish i'd syn his face dat tym.. kekeke